if i have my headphones in there is a 106% chance i’m not listening to you
- 4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
- 5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
- 6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
- 7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
- 8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
- 9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
- 2am: well
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
iVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FOR THE PAST 38748912374980123749 YEARS
hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SUMMON SATAN THROUGH DARK MAGIC OR SOMETHINGnNNGNG
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the weirdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
I have an entire folder of this stuff. FOR THIS VERY MOMENT
When you discover a new band and can’t stop listening to them
It’s such a great feeling
- Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
- Skin: Do you tan easily?
- Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
- Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
- Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- Tongue: What was in your last meal?
- Windpipe: Do you sing?
- Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
- Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
- Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
- Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
- Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
- Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
- Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
- Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
- Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
- Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
- Back: Are you a virgin?
- Hips: Do you like to dance?
- Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
- Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
- Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
- Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
- Toes: Do you like country music?
